SKYCAKE!

1. Work 3rd shift.
2. Don’t devote all of your free time to socializing.
3. Join the military.
4. Be apathetic.
5. Stop showing up to events.
6. Don’t try to keep up with friends’ current events.
7. Deny dinner and movie invites.
8. Cease/Limit Social networking site usage.
9. Don’t hang out with co-workers.
10. Make accidental encounters as awkward as possible.
11. Date friends.
12. Date friends’ exs.
13. Date friends’ friends.
14. Think of yourself as a better person than your friends.
15. Move away.
16. Always have plans.
17. Flake on plans.

I do not do all of these, Nor do I know people who do all these.  I just wanted to make a quick list.