January 2010
6 posts
“If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the...”
– Dr. Carl Sagan
yep
3-day Weekends seem longer when you don't do...
I’m never doing anything again.
December 2009
2 posts
Stimulating
toobadvampire:
5:16 a.m.
Today is Dad’s spinal stimulator surgery. The whole idea is to reduce his pain to something less than constant torture. If all goes well he will be a changed person.
Well, that and he’ll be one step closer to being a cyborg.
I’m showered and waiting for everyone else to get ready and then we’ll be on our way to the hospital. I’m sleep deprived for the second day in...
How to alienate yourself...
Work 3rd shift.
Don’t devote all of your free time to socializing.
Join the military.
Be apathetic.
Stop showing up to events.
Don’t try to keep up with friends’ current events.
Deny dinner and movie invites.
Cease/Limit Social networking site usage.
Don’t hang out with co-workers.
Make accidental encounters as awkward as possible.
Date friends.
Date...
November 2009
9 posts
I am not passionate about anything.
hellokelsey:
I think about this on a day to day basis and find the statement to be one of the biggest problems in my life. Yet I still have no clue what to do about it.
You should look at it as blind luck. A good jedi would not use passion. Your trait enables you to think with logic instead of emotions. You would make a fine jedi indeed. But, you are too old to begin the training.
Well, I have lived.
“No one ever listens to me!”
– Nalani Proctor
rachelspaghetti:
“They should be glad I’m not on Top Chef. Cause I’d be awake and jackin’ all the bone.”
-Jeremy Duncan
You gotta’ jack the bone!
I Just Started Crying And I Don't Even Think I'm...
rhiannon-marie:
I really can’t determine what I was crying about. The only thing that I could possibly imagine is that I’m just kind of tired of being an eighteen year old student with a minimum wage job.
I’m tired of customers being rude to me at work, because if it were up to me I’d tell them to go home and make their own fucking sandwich. The rude people are always fat people or people with...
October 2009
10 posts
evanbunnell:
WHAT ARE YOU DOING, IRENE?! STAN THE MAN LOVES YOU!!!
STOP RUNNING, JUGGERNAUT!
hellokelsey:
It’s been raining for over 24 hours straight. The clouds better just be getting it out of their system, because I am not putting up with this next weekend.
P.S. Men — it’s okay to carry an umbrella. You don’t have to rough it when it comes to walking in the rain.
There is no such thing as a manly umbrella… And if you wear a poncho… stay away from schools… it...
I TRIPLE DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU
evanbunnell:
jeremyduncan:
evanbunnell:
jeremyduncan:
rexhicks:
To make a 30 second film for the next Filmfight. It’s due in 2 days! Make a 30 second movie about a monster. GRRR! ZOMBIE WITCH FRANKENSTEIN WHATever. But, seriously. Do it. I dared you. :(
30 seconds?! Who can’t makle a 30 second movie. I’ll make 2, that’s so easy. I might even make one, 1 minute (of course that...
“Their spirits are dancing all around us… Poppin’ and locking...”
– Reenactor on Acid, American Dad, Season 5 Episode 1
“Y’see, Theo, you have to learn to let a man take a bath. I’m Cosby...”
– Cosby #6, Bathtub Cosby… Y’see.
Walk out on Scotts!
LIKE A BOSS!
whenimdown:
I got 99 doughnuts cuz a bitch ate 1!
If you havin pastry problems, i feel bad for you son
nalani:
It is too dang cold for october!
STOP BEING SUCH A PUSSY!
That's what it is... That's all it is.
I’d like to think we’re in the same boat. If your boat isn’t sinking then we most certainly are not. What’s in your horizon? Is it a sandy beach? Please stay off my boat. I don’t want you going down with me. The sand is coarse and irritating, it gets everywhere. I’ll get through this and find my way home. I hope you’re still here when I do. ...
September 2009
10 posts
Study proves...
In my six years of driving I have recieved 5 citations. The first was August of 2003 for a slow-n-go in Hamilton. Second was a collision in Keokuk which the officers said i caused because i did not yeild the right of way, my citation said Disobeyed Stop Sign (the person on the right was an elderly woman). Third was a speeding violation on Orleans Ave, 32 in a 25(dropped to 30). Fourth was a...
Enough of the Tumblr conversations!
evanbunnell:
rexhicks:
This is what they have instant messenger services for.
Except you don’t answer my IM’s. :(
Or mine…
If the heart is used at a symbol of love, my left ventricle must be corroded. All it needs to start back up is a 35cc dose of you.
This Tragedy
My life is an opera, a tragedy at that. The mournful melodies inspire tears in most eyes. The chorous is painstaking and is filled with more mourning than the melodies. The rythm is almost non-existent and makes even the strongest souls weep. Now is the decresendo and right before the finale, a sudden crescendo and an abrupt end.
New Video
Buongiorno, Tumblites!
I put a new video on FB if you like scary inappropriate things, you should have a looksy.
evanbunnell:
I’m merely a friend of convenience. Nothing better to do? There’s always Evan!
And Adam! And Jorma and Akiva!
I'm so happy/sad...
Drill weekend is over, i have 46 left to do… this makes me happy…
I’m very sore and tired… But i can’t find my muscle relaxers… very sad.
August 2009
6 posts
rachelspaghetti:
jewcheff:
ok. sorority bs time. I became a sis-mom yesterday and I freaking love my kiddo. seriously one of the coolest people I’ve met down here… possibly because she’s just like me. Super cool semi-nerdy girl with an graphic design major who joins a sorority? We’re getting our lips pierced together. I can’t wait.
Aside from that happy time. I miss mah keokocks (including...
evanbunnell:
nalani:
I’m so happy that I can wear my boyfriends jeans. I’m so happy that he lets me. Yay for boyfriend jeans. They’re much cheaper than the high priced marketed “boyfriend jeans” of the levi sort.
I used to wear your boyfriend’s jeans too. It felt so good in those pants.
Your boyfriend, you, and evan could all fit in my jeans…
Fatass FTW!
nalani:
I’m really not a fan of people that sit right next to me in a fast food place. There are many seats available in this Dairy Queen, but these to older gents decided to sit right next to me in the long both with several tables at it. I guess I have a problem with closeness and the space surrounding me. The molecules about me are being infected with old person smell. “The old people smell...
“My world goes black before I feel an angel lift me up and I open bloodshot eyes...”
– The Artist in the Ambulance by Thrice
A very inspirational song to me…
hellokelsey:
I did it! I did it! After five Tic Tacs, I just swallowed one!
Sorry this is lame. But I’m excited and I need someway of sharing this news.
WooHoo!
